Every Christmas, I have a stamp on my forehead to make nothing else but my signature mashed potatoes. This year, I thought I'd break away from tradition and make a dessert instead. Oh, I was still summoned to whip the spuds but assembling a Christmas log cake was more fun.

Making a log cake is really simple. All you need is two swiss rolls and since I'm always searching out for short cuts, I got these 'home made' cakes from the Mont Kiara street market. One choco, one pandan.

Used frosting to hold the pieces together. Mine was a mutated log.

Using a fork, I made mock bark ridges. And the rest... was just to plant the plastic toys on to the cake. Mine was special, we had two Santa Clauses. 

 A deer surrounded by coloured pebbles; A snowman with hollies.

Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... the end product:

Do you know about this project?

The Event

• WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
• WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
• WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
• WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm.

There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!

-------- Dang! I'm torn between having a warm bowl of sweet tong yuen on Winter Solstice Day and saving the world. What's your stand?

Presenting the birthday bear cake... tadaaaaa...

"Look Ian, a bear."

"No, it's Mickey Mouse"

"It's a bear!"

"NO! Mickey Mouse!"

"Ok, it's Mickey Mouse."

You really can't argue with a temperamental three year old. I guess, we were more creative than we imagined. Pure refinery; having cake with a fork and spoon. Yeah, you gotta start 'em young.

Did he like it? Hell yeah..